May the Fourth be with you, mofo, and with it comes the brand new Salvation Case. Yoda’s been dispensing his boundless wisdom to the team. If it wasn’t for him, we may have lost some of the delicious scuffed and scratched bottles to the warehouse floor. But he turned to Rob, the warehouse team lead, and said, “around the survivors, a perimeter create”.
“Sure,” said Rob, “we can try.”
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
And I swear I heard a strange, distant voice come from the pile of mismatched boxes... “help me, Rob from Vinomofo, you’re our only hope.”
And so the born survivors vinos became a vinous rebellion. While their comrades fell victim to the Dark Side or freak accidents across the Galaxy, these bottles were brought back to base and repurposed, going through elite training to become a refreshing, ragtag, tight-knit unit whose quality is in their inner virtue.
We can’t tell you what will be in each case because we don’t even know. What we can say is there’ll be up to $500 worth of value and a weird, wonderful range of juice for you to enjoy. After all, it takes all sorts to make a world (of wine), and with vinos like these you can rest assured that world is in safe hands.
Whether you prefer the flavours of the Dark Side or the Light Side, the force is strong in these ones.
