We’re a peaceful bunch here at the ’fo. Wine over war. Vino over victories. That kinda thing, ya know? We spend our time shootin’ the shit, not guns, but there’s one military principle we always adhere to: never leave a mofo behind. That’s why we put together this Salvation Case for you.
A dozen individuals rescued from deep behind enemy lines, these vinos are born survivors. While their comrades fell victim to questionable handling, thirsty postmen or plain old shipping accidents, these bottles were brought back to base and repurposed, going through elite training to become a refreshing, tight-knit unit of their own.
We can’t tell you what will be in each case because we don’t even know. What we can say is there’ll be up to $500 worth of value and a weird, wonderful range of juice for you to enjoy. After all, it takes all sorts to make a world (of wine), and with vinos like these you can rest assured that world is in safe hands.
