Things that rhyme with chardy...hmm...lardy...tardy...hardy…Tom Hardy. Now there’s a saucy dish. Not my type, unfortunately, but still...such handsome. Then again, chardonnay isn’t my favourite drop but I love this Black Market offering. I’m so confused. Could Tom Hardy be my chardy? Or is chardy my Tom Hardy?
Maybe one day I’ll make my own chardonnay. I’ll call it Hardonnay and send it to Tom with a note. “Dear Tom, I bottled you, but you still ain’t callin’.” Tom Hardy loves Eminem lyrics, right? Maybe not. But at least I’ll have a 5 red star bottle of chardy to drink while I wait for a reply.
